Monday, March 12, 2012

Review - The Woman in Black (2012)

There has always been a place in my heart for the horror movies of Britain's legendary Hammer Studios. Long before my brain was able to attach the iconic black and white visages of Karloff and Lugosi to their literary counterparts, it had the likes of Lee and Cushing to usher my childhood interests into the very adult realm of horror. I relished the hyperrealistic sets and stern British countenance on the faces of its thespians. To me, Hammer was the quintessential maker of nightmares. As I grew older my fondness never waned, only my appreciation for its predecessors as I included Universal into my lexicon of all time greats.

In this world of oversaturated torture porn, teen slasher and found footage flicks, the days of Hammer seem long removed and all but forgotten. The studios now tend to scream “boo!” before you even turn the corner, instead of stalking you like the great ones did. So, it was with great excitement, and a little bit of trepidation, that I celebrated the return of Hammer. The Resident, although a nice thriller, seemed like a trial run. Wakewood, however, saw the new Hammer stretching its legs, and, then we were treated to a nice little trailer for a new production called The Woman in Black. Now THIS...THIS... was starting to look like Hammer. The costumes, the sets, the story, they all screamed a return to form for the Studio. Add in Daniel Radcliffe, right off of his titular stint as one of the most recognizable modern literary characters turned to celluloid, and I was excited.

Many modern horror films could take a cue from this film because it delivers. It delivers on all the promises of Hammer's classics and gives us a fable that while it could exist in the same period as its progenitors, never feels tired or outdated. With no heavy reliance of CGI or other modern conventions, the film itself in both setting and production has a timeless feel to it.

The story follows Arthur Kipps, a young man whose tragic loss of his wife has left him on the outs with his employer and in a last ditch effort to save his career agrees to take assignment collecting and ordering the affairs of a deceased family whose lives were also beset with tragedy. Tragedy is the crux of this story and is the driving force behind the supernatural evil that threatens to take the life of every child surrounding the derelict estate sinking in the marshes outside the small town.

Upon arrival, the town and its residents see Kipps as an outsider that can only threaten to worsen their accursed lives. After several attempts to get the young man to leave, Kipps resolve is only strengthened and he enters the estate, not knowing what awaits him. THIS, the “haunted house” portion of the films is extremely effective and sets up every scare with just enough foreboding to make you squirm waiting for the reveal. It is in this that Radcliffe also shows us how his skills outside of the Potter franchise come to him as effortlessly as they did throughout the series. Mournful, inquisitive, stubborn and grievous, Radcliffe's turn as the young accountant is note perfect, as is the long list of character actors that accompany him.

Kipps survives the night, ultimately becoming a believer in the local legend of the “woman in black” and begins to unravel the mystery behind her otherwordly pain and bloodlust for revenge. To say that his quest is a grim and dour one is an understatement and an already dark film becomes to plum the depths of darkness. It is the tone and overall atmosphere of WIB that truly brands it a Hammer film. From the claustrophobic feel of the small besieged town to the alien, yet beautiful mansion on the moors, WIB uses its paintbrush wisely, painting landscapes that are as foreign as they are familiar.

Our spectral antagonist proves to be worthy of her reputation and the scares where where she is central do not disappoint either. The evil in WIB has motives, and a thirst for revenge that is not easily slaked. It is this too that makes WIB so effective. Neither are we given a mutant hillbilly with cannibalistic hunger or an unstoppable supernatural stalker with preternatural strength and an idiot savante's knack for outwitting teenagers. We are instead given a force that feeds on loss, regret and ultimately revenge.

With a great cast, oodles of atmosphere and plenty of scares, The Woman in Black shows that Hammer can still hit the nail on the head.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse (2011) Review




First thing you notice is the fact that we have a SyFy Channel Original Movie, this usually means pretty crappy overall with ass loads of CGI. For those who are uneducated in the ways of SyFy Originals, take any Lifetime Original production and remove the female man hating story and replace it with a Sci Fi (notice the correct way I spelled it, Damn you SyFy!) or horror story, and movie gold has been made. The funny thing is between Lifetime and SyFy originals the acting, effects, audio and overall feel are almost the same. The bottom line here is the fact that most SyFy originals just plain suck and not in the cool "so bad, it's good way".

Zombie Apocalypse is pretty much your run of the mill Z flick. You have a group of random people pulled together as the world goes to undead hell and they must find a way to survive and locate this island called Catalina. Most of these characters are transparent and I did not find myself caring for any of them. When your characters have no real back story and lack any development you cannot expect the viewer to care, much less be able to name the last one that died. If you need good character development in a story like this go watch The Walking Dead on AMC. I knew coming into this that the movie was going to feature way too much CGI and get a little corny (CGI zombie tigers?) but I decided to stick it out because as most know I watch any zombie flick that crosses my desk.



It seems someone tricked Ving Rhymes into doing another less than mediocre zombie film and this time he is billed even further down and has less involvement scene to scene. For those who do not remember he did that great remake of Dawn of the Dead and then followed it up by taking part in that complete mess of a remake Day of the Dead. We also see Taryn Manning who has been in a number of decent tv shows and movies like 8 Mile and Hawaii Five O. As for any other memorable cast members, I could not tell you because either they were pointless or I had already been on my third can of Four Loko at this point and we all know that makes things a little hazy.

Um so.... yeah, lets talk about those special effects. There is a place and time for CGI. Horror movies have gotten way too dependent on it because it is so much easier on the budget and we get that. Make-up is what makes zombies look great and numerous other horror staples like creatures, killers, torture etc. When you use CGI too much, and incorrectly I might add, you really piss of that 25 person core audience you already had. At times I had to wonder if this movie's effects were done by a high school group on a computer. I mean we had mistakes like the CGI bullets firing from guns. I do not believe a single person bothered to actually have knowledge on what a gun does or looks like when firing. Explosions were off timing and what about the zombie tiger. And as for the make-up, well when you have a zombie fighting you really need to make sure you have all that rubber and what not adhered before the shot. I noticed a time or two when you could clearly tell the make up was not right. I will also attribute this to the blind high school kids that helped the other high school SFX group.



So, what have we learned today? I hate CGI and Ving Rhymes needs to pick better movies or at least demand a bigger role. Until SyFy goes back to the correct spelling of the channel name all of their movies will suck? Anyone can write a zombie flick and SyFy will green light it all while supplying the kids needed to do your make=up and effects? It is safe to say that all of the above has come out of this review and stands as complete truth until someone tells me differently.



Pros.
It's about zombies.
Ving Rhymes

Cons.
CGI.
Story blah.
No character development.
SyFy is a horrible way to spell the channel name.

1/5