Showing posts with label shocking horror. Show all posts
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Sunday, January 8, 2012

Review - The Woman

Directed by Lucky Mckee and written by Mr. Mckee and Jack Ketchum, The Woman is a strangely odd tale about a man who finds a feral woman and decides to domesticate her....you know that old story. There is nothing usual about this story from beginning to twist filled end though, but,
lets start at the beginning.

The husband of a seemingly normal family finds a dirty wild woman out in the woods while he is out hunting. So, being a normal red blooded american male he captures her and takes her home to his family...like most normal people.

Once he gets her home and adequately tied up he attempts to clean her..not something that normally merits screen time but to be fair bathing usually doesn't lose you a finger, now does it? The hero, if you can call him that, then dispenses punishment for the action to "train" her not to bite. Ok..right here, right now im gonna say its hard to review this film and not give the good parts away. The problem being that the film relies heavily on "really?...did that just happen" moments..but in light of informing my audience, I will try.

Once the Patriarch of our normal little family thinks he has the wild woman docile enough he shows his family what he has found. They, being normal people and all, also think this is just peachy.

This is the point in the movie i started to grasp the real concept behind it. This film is horror alright but more of psychological than physical. You watch a family accept more and more from a man who gives less and less. It does become hard at times to sit and watch this husband/father be an ever increasing monster. To not give too much away you will realize by the end that Jason and Freddy are a lot less scary than a sociopath that you have to call dad.

That is what this movie does well. It forces you to watch a deconstruction of a family by a monster of a man. The Woman the movie is named for is actually only the catalyst to show what he can become and what he already is. In fact, they could have used any kinda woman or person in her spot. To be completely honest this may be my biggest gripe about the film. It just seems this film could have been just as effective with him doing the same things to a hooker or school teacher..maybe even more impactful in my opinion. Oh and also if your looking for tons of blood your not gonna get it but you will get well placed blood and guts... Just saying.

That being said this film makes you feel for the characters. It is downright uncomfortable at points with the extreme actions of the males in the film. The gore is well placed and not over used. The end of this film is very twisted and begs alot of questions and i like that since this film leaves most of the characters scarred and completely broken. McKee did a good job of moving the viewer through this maze while keeping them interested and slightly uneasy.

This is not a perfect film or story, but it does make you feel dirty and ashamed and you fear for the characters... and isn't that what a good torture film is supposed to do? There may be films that do it better but honestly the psychological aspect may be done better in this film than most of this genre. In the end The Woman is one girl you should not underestimate.



originally posted by contributor David Winterborne

Review - Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)


Sigh. I admittedly enjoyed the first Human Centipede. It had a mad scientist sorta vibe to it that broke the mold of modern "torture porn" horror films. That being said, I was still not a fan or advocate of the film. It was just a movie that despite its infamy, I still found to be a decent watch. When a proposed sequel was announced director Tom Six was VERY vocal about his intent to outdo the original. Now by "outdo" what Six was actually trying to say was, of course, "out-gross". "Why not?", I said. in a world where I had to watch good ole George Dubya address the masses for a solid 8 years, I had no problem with a second helping of cinematic ass-to-mouth. My next question of course was, "will he succeed?" The answer would be yes. Unfortunately, twenty minutes into the picture you fail to give any kind of shit (whether its explosive diarrhea or just the generic garden variety bm) about the depravity you have been guaranteed by our good friend Six to witness by the film's conclusion.

To say that Human Centipede 2 is a slow burn is to compare a flash fire to the waning life of a dying sun... the movie moves along at such a snail's pace that it reinforces what we already know: this is about stapling someone's mouth to the person's ass in front of them and waiting for the inevitable... that's it... that's why we're watching this. It's a train careening towards Browntown and its set to assplode!!! This train, for purposes unbeknownst to us, limps along like a leper at a 5K. Six, for whatever reason, has also decided to put an arthouse spin on the production (black and white? really? because we need to see the sharp contrast of ass vs. mouth? This isn't heart of darkness, Mr. Six. this could have been in color) but instead of it appearing more intimate and thus more disturbing, it just comes off as trite and unnecessary...AND... almost impossibly... MORE boring.

**SPOILERS**

Strangely, the only thing that offsets the film's sluggish pace through the first 3/4 of its running time is the utter stupidity that moves it forward. We follow not a mad (but once brilliant) doctor, but a mentally handicapped dwarf, Martin. Martin has absolutely no semblance of an ordinary life. Manning the security booth at a parking garage, Martin spends his shift obsessively watching the first Human Centipede...(uh... waddasayboutdat?... yeah... this movie manages to try and come across as its own little piece of metafiction... that's mighty white of it, dontcha think?) and fantasizing about doing his own little experiment involving TWELVE people...in.. yeah... another centipede. SO, Martin sets out to assemble his victims by knocking them over the head with a tire iron... yes, you heard me right... that's the crux of Martin's master plan.. a tire iron. With his menacing and intimidating frame, 4'9 with the physique of Paul Giamatti, Martin ACTUALLY FUCKING PULLS IT OFF.

In the meantime, between overpowering people who all allegedly have the physical prowess of Stephen Hawking on muscle relaxers, Martin is attempting to bring the stars of the original film into his devious web in order to include them in his experiment. IMPOSSIBLE, RIGHT?!?!? I mean, Martin, for all we know isn't even capable of human speech... oh, but apparently he has mad negotiating skills cuz guess what? He ACTUALLY FUCKING PULLS IT OFF. Yes, Martin actually manages to lure one of the film's original stars to LONDON..OVERSEAS... to "audition" for a film, thus allowing her easy capture. HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT. Speaking of shit, remember our tribute to the noir films of yore? Our entire film is in black and white... with the exception of shit... presented in full glorious techni-brown. Yes, when Martin's depraved plan is finally exacted, we are treated to a spray of vibrant.... brown. Which... is the exact taste Human Centipede 2 leaves in your mouth. NOT RECOMMENDED.



Human Centipede 2 is currently available in select theaters and VOD from IFC films. Contact your local cable company for on demand information and availability.


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